I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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