i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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