There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
