I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
