Non-Jews are for practice
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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