vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
NoShamevember. You game?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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