i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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