she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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