its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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