Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you traded sex for a burrito?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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