awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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