this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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