I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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