office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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