I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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