When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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