? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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