That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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