I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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