Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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