I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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