Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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