Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I am available for nakedness
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