She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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