Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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