3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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