But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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