Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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