im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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