He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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