The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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