Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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