Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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