her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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