walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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