FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
she looked like the before picture.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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