Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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