Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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