You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Help. Why am I so naked?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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