I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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