Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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