Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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