Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
