dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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