If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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