..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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