doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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