I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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