I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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