Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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