I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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