i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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