Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Who died my cat blue again?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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