if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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