just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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