Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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