oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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