idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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